Why won't I just go to bed??

I'm seriously contemplating the idea of going jogging, right now, at three in the morning.

That was some of my sweets this Easter btw, and the most delicious chocolates I've ever tasted.

Pins-o-mania!

Only 120 SEK (shipping included!) at Knapp.nu

Anxiety-ridden

I’m experiencing so much anxiety right now. A while ago I turned down an opportunity for a summer job I had last year, in hopes of finding a “better one”, but I’m beginning to realize: there’s really nothing out there!

Should I phone my former employer and ask whether the job is still available?
I feel so stupid…

Wednesday

Yesterday I met up with my friend Elin, whom I had not seen in six months or so, so it was really good to see her. As always when we get together, we watched a lot of films: Harry Potter (seriously, it’s mandatory for us to see AT LEAST one), Chakushin Ari 2 and a few episodes of Pretty Guardian Sailor Moon (which is this insane live-action television series from Japan. It was hilarious). We don’t really see the films as much as we talk during them and make really bad jokes (which we, obviously, find incredibly funny). Elin also impressed me with some of her, recently achieved, Japanese language skills.

It was also my cat’s fifth birthday, so happy birthday Kissen!

(For those of you unfamiliar with the Swedish language “Kissen” could be translated to “puss”, as in “pussycat”).

Sugar hiccup

Woooaaaaw! I'm just coming down from being like totally high on sugar for the past three days. I don't ever want to see that shit again! Candy is vile and addictive. I have completely fucked up my diurnal rhythm (again!); it always happens while I’m on break from school and have nothing better to do than goof around the house like a hermit. I’m expecting one hell of a headache in the next couple of hours.
Also, my solitude was broken a few hours ago. I’m in the process of writing a short story for my English class so I wasn’t too happy to be disturbed in the middle of it. In addition I was asked to plug my music = Crap! Crap! Crap!

I have made a few mix-tapes this weekend, recording off the speakers of the computer using one of those children’s tape-recorder thingies. I like how rough it sounds when you do that, almost as if I live recorded it in my basement or something.


I don’t think anyone’s reading this blog. And definitely not after this:

A girl and a guy arguing over a piece of rubber:
The girl: Not just for protection, you’ll last longer too!
The guy: Do I look like a pre-mature ejaculator?!!

The day that humor died.

Fiasco @ Mohawk 21/03/2009

A small sample of the a capella version of Oh You Horney Monster! included. (That's pretty neat). Go to their myspace page (linked under Awesome People here) and have a listen. They’re fantastic.

I'd absoloutly love to see them live. Unfortunatly they're on the opposite side of the planet and I'm just a poor student -imagine a really sad & depressed smiley here-

Soulmate

I love this song.
Couldn't find it in any reasonably good quality sound on youtube though, but I recommend you hear them out.

"My soulmate is a special girl
A girl that's just like me
She'll share tremendous oral sex
And try everything she sees
She won't be insane or hung-up
Like most other girls
I'll worship her until it hurts
'Cuz she's on top of my world "

Sleep deprivation

I didn't go to sleep at all last night and now it's morning... I think I'm gonna take a nap. Dream of something nice.

...and I have to let the cat in, he's been out all night. Chasing small animals or going to nightclubs, shaking his furry legs, who knows...

Good morning.

Word of the week, Freedom and My Bloody Valentine

Seeing that my mom, her boyfriend and some of his family are camping up north this week, I've had the entire house to myself. I can sing, dance, run around naked (OK, I don’t actually do that, as I might scare some peeping tom passerby half to death), but you see my point? FREEDOM. Just me and my randy cat (it’s that time a year).
That’s funny, I actually didn’t know randy was another word for horny before this Monday. It’s my word of the week, together with a word a classmate of mine made up: floppyneck.

We had a photo shoot in a small studio this week in Media class; we had to take turns modeling (we’re only like five people in the group) and Karin was first to volunteer and did a fantastic job (!), only when we were to look at the pictures she bawled: Oh my God! Look at my floppy necks! Of course there was no floppy necks, only bad lighting.

Anyway, last night I stayed up until 3:30 a.m. editing photographs on the computer. A terrible idea because I had to get up and get ready for school at 6:00 a.m. (School starts at 8:30 but I have to take two sometimes three busses, which takes about an hour for me to get there).
But it wasn’t that bad after all, we only had half-day today since it’s Easter, and I only had English this morning. We did the listening part of an English B national test from 1998 (I got 28 right answers out of 30!). It was on a cassette tape and everyone seemed to think it was extreeeeeemely outdated. I love cassette tapes! Am I the only one who still put together mix-tapes using actual tapes? Just a question…

Now I’m gonna put My Bloody Valentine’s Slow on repeat and so loud the whole house vibrates (or will that wake the neighbors?). That must be one of the best songs about oral sex ever, I never tire of it.

New blog - first post!

I thought it was about time for me start blogging. I might not lead the most exciting life; everyday life in a small (emphasis on small, ok?) town in the freezing north cold of Sweden; but hopefully someone'll enjoy it. At least I will.


I'm guessing it'll be a lot of photos, my current obsessions, music and other "worldly" things.

- Let's get this ship sailing now!