If I made t-shirts

(My doodles!)

The definition of "Hot"

I. One who is:

a. gorgeous

b. pretty

c. beautiful

d. cute

e. attractive

II. One who you would:

a. lick

b. suck

c. nibble

d. flirt with

e. have sexual relations with

III. One who makes you:

a. flip

b. crazy

c. nutty

d. pass out

e. drool

f. fantasize

g. (if girl) wet

h. (if guy) hard

i. masturbate

I didn't write this, some genius wiz-kid on Urban Dictionary did.

I still like this song; I don’t care if that’s cheesy.

Ramones - Psycho Therapy

Just because I always thought the title was Psycho Derby.

Reassurance

- I find comfort in knowing I could just dye all my clothes black and I’ll have a matching wardrobe.

Hardcore believer

I’m afraid of sea monsters. Seriously. Especially giant sea serpents (don’t laugh, they’re out there!).
I’d love to spot one, though, but never ever swim or go on a boat where they reside.

EU election 2009!

I had a weird experience today: I voted for the first time: for Swedish parliamentarians in the European Parliament.
I voted for the Pirate Party :p

Hope you all remembered to cast your vote!

Nauseating weekend

I’ve been living on crap for four days. Not literally, just really bad, disgusting foods. I’ve felt just as crappy as well, knackered, sick I think… And I’ve kept fueling my illness by consuming all this shit. TONS OF SUGAR! No, but really, I had wheat crackers with jelly for breakfast the morning of graduation, followed by freeze dried strawberries covered in yoghurt for dinner and a cheese melt sandwich.
Friday we visited my aunt where we indulged on rhubarb & strawberry pie, princesstårta (a traditional sponge cake with marzipan on, google it), cinnamon buns and chocolate chip cookies. Dinner was pretty much a forced issue on my mother’s behalf, consisting of soy “meatballs” and mixed vegetables. I felt like puking.
Saturday was no better, far worse I would say. I woke up at 2:30 p.m. and had a small bowl of muesli. Around 4:30 mom got home and opened a bag of Estrella chips which the three of us (the family; excluding the cat) shared. That was my dinner + a marzipan/chocolate/oatmeal/hazelnut pastry frog (which I suspect was turning ‘cuz it was well dry). Then I had a couple of those strawberry/yoghurt thingies and felt my gut churning-sick as a f-in dog-“kill me now”-I’ll never touch food again-throwing up cascades of my own intestines-baaaad.

Scary shit

For years (!) I have had reoccurring nightmares about accidentally eating meat and of getting pregnant.

Swedish daykitty up for adoption

I would really really like to go to New York this summer and catch Fiasco and Runtime Error at Citysol. The plane tickets aren’t that expensive, but both hotels and hostels turns out to be more than a little above the budget I was going for. And I don’t know anyone in the N.Y. area either…

So if anyone would like to host and hang out with a Swedish girl for a weekend or so, let me know, people!

The KAFKA band?

I still wonder what happened to KAFKA. I loved their song Molotov Cocktail. I also used to talk to George on MSN a bunch of years ago and I think I still have the beginning of a short-story he was writing at the time, entitled "The Man".
I e-mailed Telfer at Myspace about the whole "death of KAFKA"-situation ('cuz he seems to be the only ex-band member with fairly active internet habits). I'm not really expecting an answer but it would be nice to know.
George has/had a great voice too. At least I thought so.

http://www.myspace.com/kafkabandsurrey

Rape caught on camera?

Whatever's going on here, someone's getting screwed.

This picture is so funny.

(source: www.imposemagazine.com)

Funky Spunk Hairdo (?!!)

I’m not kidding! I just went to the bathroom and found what looked like semen in my hair. It was facial cream from this morning…
Looked as though someone jismed my do, ffs.


This was the funniest slang word for semen I could find: Albino lipstick. HAHAHA!
There’s lots more here:http://www.elitefitness.com/bodybuilding/bodybuilding-chat/11-2000/007467.html

New youtube favourite

Fast forward to about 2:07

I have such a cruch on that dude now...

Yes, Lucian Buscemi, if you ever read this I want a date with you, capisce?

Yeah so I did go out Saturday night

It was the best time I've had for so long, even while the bar sucked pretty bad and we were only like three people out of the original line-up. Good times nonetheless.
The age limit was 21 but I got in anyway *thank you bouncers*. It was a sports bar and the only place that was open 'cuz of the Open Mic Night, and they played this god awful music too fucking loud; you could hardly talk to one another, also I think they kept cranking up the volume just to piss us off. I'm not that into drinking alcohol either so for me it was a total waste of time that could've been spent on watching the local bands play, but we did catch Skaburbian Collective. It was awesome. I yelled my vocal cords off into bleeding fire, did some weirdass wasted-hippie-style pogo and flicked my hair in peoples faces (not deliberately, sorry). Sooo much fun. Then I crashed at Kamila's (the whole "night bus issue" all over again).

Check the picture proof here ---> http://www.flickr.com/photos/idakristinaeleonora/